Happy Anniversary my Darling

2010-02-13T14:07:00.000-08:00

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE
SUGAR IS SWEET AND SO ARE YOU MY LOVE

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Is Webaholics Anonymous for you?

2008-08-31T13:05:00.000-07:00

Are you addicted to the Internet? Here are some indications that may help answer the question. Do any of these sound familiar?

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you respond with "LOL".

3. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

4. You have to get two phone lines just so you can call Pizza Hut.

5. You go into labor and you stop to type special e-mail to let everyone know why you're going to be away.

6. You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.

7. You no longer type with proper capitalization, puncuation, or complete sentences.

8. You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep.

9. You turn down the lights and close the blinds so people won't know you are online again.

10. You know more about your chat friends daily routine than you do your own spouse's.

11. You find yourself lying to others about your online time and when they complain the line was busy you claim it was off the hook.

12.You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.

13. You would much rather tell people that your blood shot eyes are from partying all night than the truth (online all night).

14. Your kids are standing at your side saying " Mommy, please come cook dinner."

15. You won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved.

16. Your dog leaves you.

17. You have to ask what year it is.

18. You write letters like this.... "dear tom, hiyas! how r u doing well i gotta go "

19. You bring a bag lunch and cooler to computer.

20. You use online lingo in every day life (If you still have one).

21. You take a speed reading course just to keep up with the scrolling.

22. The checkout clerk at Wal-Mart asks for your ID and you give her your screen name.

23. You get up at 2 a.m. to go to the bathroom but turn on computer instead.

24. You don't even notice anymore when someone makes a typo.

25. You got your psychiatrist addicted to the Internet too and are undergoing therapy in private chat rooms instead of his office.

26. People say, "If it weren't for your super reflexes in your eyes and fingers you would have been classified as a vegetable."

27. Being called a Newbie is a major insult.

28. You double click your TV remote.

29.You go into withdrawls during dinner.

30. You stop speaking in full sentences.

31. You have to be pryed from your computer by the "Jaws of Life".

32. You set your kitchen on fire while cooking because you wanted to just "check your mail" and while there "you just wanted to see who was online."

33. You write your return address on an envelope and put "@" before the street address.

34. When you visit other people's homes with computers you have to resist touching the mouse.

35. You don't resist touching their mouse.

36. Panic attack: Modem Cannot Be Detected. Make Sure the Phone Line is Connected and Try Again."

37. When others are using your computer, you pace nervously behind them.

38. You don't invite relatives that don't have email access to holiday gatherings.

39. If your spouse REALLY wants to get your attention, they send an email.

40. You know how to empty disk cache.

41. You spend hours dropping EntreCards and are constantly checking your Drops Inbox & whether you have advert requests outstanding.

42. You are signed up to Spottt and spend hours visting sites.

43.You are signed up with all the Social Network sites such as BlogCatalog, MyBloglog, Spicypage etc.

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